*dialing*
*****:Hello?
Van: Hey man, whats up?
*****: Not much. Who's this?
Van: "Who's this." You joker, it's lance, dude. I'm heading down to the movies to see Zombie Land at that crappy cinema, you know the one.
*****: No i don't, cause i don't know you.
Van:... What?
*****: You have the wrong number.
Van: Wha...? Did i upset you or something the other night? Do something wrong?
*****: Yeah, you called the wrong number, i don't know you.
Van: Don't do this to me, man. I can change
*****: You don't need to change you just need to call the right guy i don't know who you are
Van: It's lance! You know me, come on. We played on the same hockey team, ate lunch together every day. Please man, please forgive me.
*****: I don't have a clue about anything you just said.
Van: I love you.
*****: What?
Van: If you want a commitment you got it, i love you.
*****: What the hell is going on?! I am telling you you've got the wrong guy.
Van: I don't have the wrong guy, i don't think i could spend my life with anyone else, and i'm willing to show it.
*****: Your willing to what?-
Van: Just name it and i'd do it, anything!
*****: Hang up!
Van: *Click*
