Capital Furs

I noticed the thread for moving song lyrics, so I immediately had a thought...

My question is: What are your favourite batshit song lyrics?
Or who is your favourite crazy singer/band?

For example...
I recently noticed that one of my favourite songs has lyrics that could easily be construed as having furry connotations, and now it is twice as funny.

"No muscle men, no candy cane
No pack of sexy starving wolves
No money talking, moonlight walking
Lady shocking, big crow cocking
Those ladyboys can go to blazes
Here and there go pretty faces
All of this don't mess my stuffing
Only one thing got me huffin'

I'm jealous of your cigarette
And all the things you do with it
I'm jealous of your cigarette
And the pleasure that you get from it
And not me
All this time you're talking no

No king, no prince with gold ring pinky
I suggest that we do something kinky
No pilot flying private plane
To smooch you on the hills of Spain
No catapult to all night kisses
That old thing just always misses
All of this don't mess my stuffing
Only one thing got me huffin'

I'm jealous of your cigarette
And all the things you do with it
I'm jealous of your cigarette
And how you wanna suck on it
And not me
All this time you're talking no

All this time you're talking no

I'm jealous of your cigarette (Repeat)"

Hawksley Workman makes wonderful, wonderful music.

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